Bryce Harper Says "Quibbler - Schmibbler"

First and foremost, we are much more high-brow than that fishwrap the “Quibbler” so we are not sure why players are still tying us together.  None of that matters apparently to Bryce “the Man” Harper who made a statement today with three (yes, three) homeruns in the afternoon game against the Marlins. Harper’s representative made this statement: “The Quibbler’s irresponsible reporting earlier this year is now put to bed for good.” This is apparently a response to our report found here:

Worst Pick: Bryce Harper ($36) – He has never hit more than 22 HR, 59 RBI or batted more than 533 times.  Potential is just that, potential.  Plus, he is a real asshole.

Spainard’s management had this response: “Who is the Quibbler?”  Apparently, this is a slap in the face ala Bill Tobin blast at Mel Kiper: [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHiUqL2KLiM?feature=player\_embedded&w=640&h=360\] Regardless, lets bow to the power that is Bryce Harper’s three HR afternoon: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/05/bryce-haper-nationals-3-home-runs